almost every other day, i receive emails from dying people across the world, who are secret millionaires and wanna transfer money to my account so that i will help poor people on their behalf. It's really quite funny. today i received a different variation!!
i received an email from an african princess who's seeking refuge in some other country, and so needs to transfer money out of her country, and i forgot what the rest was about, trying to explain how much i can gain by helping her transfer money.

Haha, people are getting creative.

If I had my own version, here goes:


Dear friend,

With tears of sorrow, I have to confess to you that I am a talking chicken. It may come as a shock to you, but there has always existed a select group of poultry that has the ability to communicate. We have always lived peaceably in a small island, Nekcihc, in a remote part of the world. Unfortunately, globalisation has taken over the world, and our lovely island is about to be invaded! My friends and I are in grave danger of being eaten and we thus beseech you to help us!

It may be a surprise to you, but through the long years of our existence, we have built up a huge amount of poultry reserve funds, that is to say, corn and wheat. After screening many online personals, we have decided to trust that you will not stand for cruelty to animals, and that you can help us! If you will, please reply to this email with you name, bank account no. and contact information. If you can safely help us get out of Nekcihc, we promise you an unlimited supply of corn and wheat for the rest of your life.

We are awaiting your reply desperately. Please help us!

Regards,
CluckCluck
Village Headman of Nekcihc




hahaha, im sure my offer of an unlimited supply of corn and wheat will attract many ! and i can't believe i actually typed that out. i was that amused with the princess story.