Gym song

I found this on a gym junior's blog (:

haha, i miss gym sometimes (:




To the tune of "I Am Cow". This was for our sec 4 (batch of 07) farewell performance

RG Gym
Hear us sing
We all come from trampoline
And we all come from art gym
We get coached by Mr Teo
And we all kena bullied
RG Gym, RG gym, RG gym.

RG Gym
Teo is lame
Everybody knows his name
Conditioning all come from his brain
He has 3 sons M, M, M
And his name is also M
Marcus Teo, Martyn Teo, Malcolm Teo
MARK.

RG Tramp, RG Art
Floor beam bar vault tramp 5 parts
We train at Henry Park Primary School
We all jump and we flip
And we get cracked every week
RG Art, RG Tramp
Hear us rant.

Our capt
Is Pauline
She is pro at trampoline
Teo says she has very good feeling
Everyday after training
She will raise her arms and sing
She is Paul, she is Paul, she is Pauline.

Jessica
Is loser
She is far from a poser
And she likes to eat rice crackers
She likes sanzha and she's flex
And her straddle's impossible
She quit gym, join wushu, we say "Boohoo".

She is dao
She is Shin
And she owes Steph bubble tea
Everyone thinks she's very scary
She join gym in RJC
So we love her more than Jess
Mak Shinyi, Mak Shinyi, you're the best.

Shermine Kwok
Hear us talk
You look good in ankle socks
And we all think your dancing rocks
You know ballet, chinese dance
And you've never been to France
So Steph wants you to go to Bangkok.

Stacey Goh
You're so chio
Even more so next to Teo
Next time boyfriend sure very macho
You join rhythmic and tramp
You're in cheerleading also
You're so flex, Steph feels like a dodo.

Joy Chua
Hear us sing
JOY TO THE WORLD
JOY CHUA IS GONE
LET HEAVEN'S ANGELS SING
AND EVERYBODY WILL BE VERY HAPPY
AND TEO AND PAUL WILL SING
AND TEO AND PAUL WILL SING
AND TEO AND PAUL WILL SING.
Joy Chua Hear us sing again
You have long legs like Yinxin
When you jump you look very thin
You join wushu, volleyball
It's no wonder cos you're tall
You are Joy, You bring Joy- AWAY.

Shihui
You're in too
We've never forgotten you
And we know you really love us too
You always come and support
When we have competition
We are cows, we are cows, we are mean cows.

RG Gym
Hear us shriek
Listen to us for a bit
This is our life and we're proud of it
We have juniors, seniors, coaches
And you cannot come and poach us
I love gym, you love gym, we love gym.